One who "plays the flute"; literally, a homo, but can be used to describe any moron or dumbass encountered in everyday life.
John made the whole class listen to his poetry and interpretive dance routine again today. What a fucking flautist.
The football team lost by 42 points again last game...what a bunch of flautists.
The football team lost by 42 points again last game...what a bunch of flautists.
by B. Woit November 8, 2007
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"I am a flute player, not a flautist. I don’t have a flaut, and I’ve never flauted.” - Sir James Galway, world-renowned flute virtuoso.
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john- what elective are you taking?
jenna- band
john- ooh!! your a band nerd!! What instrument do you play?
jenna- Flute, im a flutist!
john- oh you must be so awesome!!
jenna- band
john- ooh!! your a band nerd!! What instrument do you play?
jenna- Flute, im a flutist!
john- oh you must be so awesome!!
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