flautist
One who "plays the flute"; literally, a homo, but can be used to describe any moron or dumbass encountered in everyday life.
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flautist
The pretentious way of referring to one who plays the flute. Most often used by Karens and people who introduce themselves as "Dr. So-and-so".
"I am a flute player, not a flautist. I don’t have a flaut, and I’ve never flauted.” - Sir James Galway, world-renowned flute virtuoso.
flautist by Ratched, RN November 21, 2021
Related Words
flautist • Skin Flautist • spam flautist • flutist • Fautistic • Flartist • Flawtistic • floutist • flesh floutist • skin floutist
spam flautist
Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt>
spam flautist by Brucester September 13, 2006
Skin Flautist
Skin Flautist by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010
skin flutist
"Erica is an exceptionally skilled skin flutist. Her hauntingly beautiful music has caused many a man to cum to her concert."
skin flutist by DJ Newman October 9, 2003
Flawtistic
Flawtistic by Mouth Full of Words August 29, 2017
flutist
1. the most amazing people in the world who play the best instrument in the world, way better than trumpet players and they know it but they would never admit it.
2. all nice and funny... until the chair test, then their cut throat.
3. usually ninjas
2. all nice and funny... until the chair test, then their cut throat.
3. usually ninjas
john- what elective are you taking?
jenna- band
john- ooh!! your a band nerd!! What instrument do you play?
jenna- Flute, im a flutist!
john- oh you must be so awesome!!
jenna- band
john- ooh!! your a band nerd!! What instrument do you play?
jenna- Flute, im a flutist!
john- oh you must be so awesome!!
flutist by flute loving panda August 14, 2011
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