Fartist

A fartist is a farting artist

Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!

by leolion87 June 08, 2011

Fartist

fart•ist
/ˈfärdəst/
noun
a person who produces audible posterier flatulence as a profession or hobby.
synonyms: designer of audible toots, creator of passive poots, originator of silent fluffies, producer of gaseous stench; old master of cut and run and mistaken identity.

He was an escape fartist.

by roguemaiden December 13, 2016

Fartist

A fake artist. The new generation of rich, nothing to do kids. Their art is all about shock value, aesthetic, and how it might sound when explaining it to a group of mutual friends in a dive bar. Fartist's are internally tormented for not being born Jack Kerouac or Charles Bukowski, so they invent pseudo life struggles to get close to the likes of great men and woman like that.

The more pretentious, the more their fart (fake art) smells.

Fartist 1: Hey man, I just wrote a song: "I can't stand living one more night, on my friends mattress, another parental fight..."
Fartist 2: Shit, that was tight. Would you mind tearing a hole in my shirt so it looks like I sleep in the woods against my will.
Fartist 1: Hell ya brother.

by JimmyCreature May 18, 2014

Fartist

A person who discriminates against people who fart (similar to racist)

Suzy: Hey, guess who I ran into?
Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!

by OffBeatDrummer July 02, 2020

Fartist

Pretentious, elitist, normally annoying "artists" who seek to breakdown every thing down into artistic merits and judge them upon those and only those. Fartists have a tendency to judge things that are not intended to be judged in an artistic manor, for example: Advertisements, Action movies and Porno Films

"That guy said that action movie sucked because there was no storyline. But He's just a Fartist"

by TheAdamWe July 03, 2009

Fartist

Any artist (musician, writer, etc.) whose works only repulse the general public in a way similar to how farts are considered unpleasant.

Fart+Artist=Fartist

She is at that huge pop-country music festival. I stayed home because I could not justify patronizing those fartists

by w0rdchef January 30, 2011

fartist

A person who turns a fart into a work of art.

Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.

by Barney Fartzenegger May 13, 2010