Flapula

The wiggly, jiggly padding that lives on the upper back right over the shoulder blades—basically the scapula’s built-in cushion. Often makes a surprise appearance when someone waves, stretches, or puts on a tight shirt, gently flapping like it’s trying to take flight.

He reached for the top shelf and his flapula did a little encore performance.
• That tank top is brave—it’s really putting the flapula on display today.
• I’m not saying I skipped the gym, but my flapulae are definitely in charge now.

Flapula by The Real Onion March 8, 2026

Count Flapula 

A lady's private parts personified

Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!

Count Flapula by braceyajax February 11, 2010

FLATULATER 

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.

See you later FLATULATER!

FLATULATER by FABARM November 20, 2018

Fapulate 

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

Fapulate by lazydbird June 18, 2021

Fapulating Device 

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

Fapulating Device by lazydbird June 19, 2021

Flatulacious 

Term describing one who farts often.

A farty person.

(In Church)

You smell that? I told him not to eat beans before church...that buy is flatulacious!

Flatulacious by Custard Butter February 22, 2010

flatulatory rape 

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.

We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!

flatulatory rape by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011