flapulas 

Could be anything from Long labias to major fat hanging from around the arms.

How did that date go last night? woah... awesom but that chic had some major flapulas.

OR

Look at the fat hangin off of that dude. Those aint Flaps their Flapulas.

flapulas by The.Sniper June 21, 2014

Count Flapula 

A lady's private parts personified

Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!

Count Flapula by braceyajax February 11, 2010

Flapulate 

(v.) Oral flatulence - people who talk confidently about things they have little to no idea about. Usually comes with a strong odor of bullsh*t, and a follow-up helping of "STFU"

Our CTO flapulated to the investors about our newest product, they'll believe anything!

Flapulate by cliftonium May 10, 2004

Flapulation 

In the TV show Jon&Kate plus 8, Kate describes her huge flabby belly after giving birth to sextuplets.

I got a tummy tuck and now the flapulations are gone.

Flapulation by Empty-Oh October 23, 2008

Flatulasam

Passing gas (loudly) while having an orgasam. Not to be confused with flatubation.

He didn't know what that noise was while she was having an orgasam. She blushed and said she often experiences flatulasams.

Flatulasam by GGWI March 2, 2014

Flapula

The wiggly, jiggly padding that lives on the upper back right over the shoulder blades—basically the scapula’s built-in cushion. Often makes a surprise appearance when someone waves, stretches, or puts on a tight shirt, gently flapping like it’s trying to take flight.

He reached for the top shelf and his flapula did a little encore performance.
• That tank top is brave—it’s really putting the flapula on display today.
• I’m not saying I skipped the gym, but my flapulae are definitely in charge now.

Flapula by The Real Onion March 8, 2026