Flappitch 

Itchy fanny flap.

I was sat on the bus really uncomfortable as one of my fanny flaps was irritating me. I had a bad case of Flappitch.

Flappitch by RW511 July 17, 2018

Flapiche 

Generic term for if you're not sure if your favourite bakery product is a flan, a pie, or a quiche

Hi there, could I order that delicious flapiche please.

Flapiche by spamulaspam January 26, 2019

flippity flappity 

1. A phrase used as a sentence filler when trying to remember a word.

2. A codename for a secret term, usually a place or action.

3. A word to describe bullshit, or something that's said to be true when it's really not.

4. Another word for excitement.

1. "I think he was being... uh... flippity flappity... discriminatory!"

2. "Let's go flippity flappity."

3. "That's a real load of flippity flappity."

4. "There's been a lot of flippity flappity on the news lately."

flippity flappity by Poncho Franzwarez December 24, 2009

Fappichino 

The act of masturbating, then climaxing into a cup of coffee that someone is planning to drink.

Hey, this coffee tastes funny. awww, shit did you give me a fappichino!!!???

Fappichino by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011

flappity

Saggy vagina lips.

That slut fucked so many guys, her pussy has to be all flappity.

flappity by Carve a ham! August 22, 2011

flappity cheeks 

a sound that comes from an older person as they pass gas and air rushes out of their anus and between their soft, dough-like buttocks. can also make a flippity flappity sound.

grandkid 1: man! grandma farted!! did you smell it?

grandkid 2: i didn't just smell it, i felt it! i was sitting right next to her when she did it! i felt those flappity cheeks vibrate through the couch!

grandkid 1: then she just glared at everybody and said what the hell are you little bastards looking at? she didn't even care!

grandkid 2: i know!! i love grandma!!!

grandkid 1: let's give her some beans maybe she'll do it again! then we can record the sound coming out of her!

flappity cheeks by negro jones strikes again December 9, 2008

Stanley Flappit 

When you cup your hand and slap the love handle of your foe, causing redness, pain, and suicidal thoughts

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Stanley Flappit by Bazinganator June 2, 2010