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A lobster with only one claw
It was huge but it was a flappit. I couldn't sell it to the restuarant so I ate it myself.
flappit by Rutters October 18, 2003
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When someone's arm pit has no pit. And is flat. Flappit.
Brandon has a flappit. Lol!
Flappit by Crusty scabs May 16, 2016

Stanley Flappit 

When you cup your hand and slap the love handle of your foe, causing redness, pain, and suicidal thoughts

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flippity jippity 

Another way of saying FTIJPI ("fuck that, I'll just print it") as in 3D print it
$200 for a plastic pulley? Flippity jippity.

raven flapping 

The act of cawing and flapping your arms like a raven while penetrating a female (or male) in the ass. It is key to caw louder the deeper you go to achieve maximum raven flapping. After you have blown your raven load you position the female (or male) on all fours and “peck” your semen out of their ass, letting out a loud raven-like coo after swallowing.
Rob was raven flapping the shit out of her last night after that big wedding. Thomas looked on in admiration and slight jealousy.
raven flapping by Fisty bro 1 September 29, 2018

stiffy flapping 

Combining Viagra and Redbul and having sex in order to increase intensity and the length of sexual encounters.
That girls walking like she was stiffy flapping all night last night.
stiffy flapping by JakeMontana February 12, 2017

fappity fap fap 

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."
Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!
fappity fap fap by Mikere November 22, 2013
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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