stanley

This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.
But Stanley simply couldn't handle the pressure.
by #427 February 27, 2023
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little dickhead with a microscopic dick, who also acts so tough when really hes just a baby inside. He'll never become a man so everyone should treat him like the little boy he'll always be.
' are u a pussy?'

'no i'm stanley.'
by itssude87 June 08, 2022
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stanley is the sexiest person you’ll ever see. if you are his friend you are extremely lucky because he will spoil you like 😮😡🤷 ♂️🫣🥰. he has a massive cock nd he loves to play lots of instruments. he is so nice, smart, sexy, cute, big cock. he’s just the most perfect human being ever.
“bro he’s stanley, he’s da goat of 2023
by stanlol123 March 09, 2023
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the feeling of immense tiredness and fatigue
person 1: damn girl those are some saggy eye bags you got

person 2: I'm just mad stanley today. only got 2 hours of sleep last night

person 1: yah g I feel you, i been feeling mad stanley these past few days too
by melanatedman69creamerboy April 17, 2022
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"You flash cockney bastards - YOU KNOW STANLEY"? (quote from Football Factory)
by neglesaks.dk June 01, 2005
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A lard ass, who jiggles when he walks. He eats everyone's food and doesn't stop.
You've put on a lot a weight recently, you're looking like a bit of a Stanley

Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!
by truther23 May 21, 2018
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Term used to describe someone who is a real tool.
"Jesus, why'd you have to bring that guy?"

"Seriously, Jen, he's a real friggin' stanley, ya know?"
by Ben63 May 18, 2006
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