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Flapperfap 

When a man uses his fat to masturbate
John had a flapperfap after he seen a gender neutral name on a register
Flapperfap by Flapperfapper3000 February 7, 2018
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flapperjack 

flapperjack (n): the act of fapping to a flapper
I saw that flapper and just had to flapperjack right there in my zoot suit.

FlapperJacking

A really fun ghetto phrase, used to make a sentence more interesting or to sound gangster.
Oh it be a flapperjacking time!
FlapperJacking by Reg1024 August 14, 2010

Flappergasm 

The combination of a orgasm and the "flapping" of the participants muffin tops or "love handles."
Greg: "Bro she had the best orgasm last night, guaranteed."
Johnny: "A orgasm? More like a flappergasm, that girl is thick af."
Flappergasm by GucciFlipFlopper November 3, 2016

flapperfuck 

The act of spanking the woman's booty with a rubber flip flop during sexual intercourse.
Pornhubs most popular search term is now flapperfuck

My sister phoned childline after seeing me flapperfucking my wife in the garage.
flapperfuck by pedohunter101 November 2, 2018

flappergasted 

When a woman is so sexually aroused by an attractive man, she is incapable of speech.
When Tom Welling entered the room, the girls crossed their legs and were rendered flappergasted.
flappergasted by Jacie005 February 9, 2021

flapperwabber 

someone whos just being a trashy bashy but doesnt notice
ya flapperwabber go die
flapperwabber by Uno_Bruno December 26, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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