flapperfuck

The act of spanking the woman's booty with a rubber flip flop during sexual intercourse.

Pornhubs most popular search term is now flapperfuck

My sister phoned childline after seeing me flapperfucking my wife in the garage.

by pedohunter101 November 2, 2018

flapperjack

flapperjack (n): the act of fapping to a flapper

I saw that flapper and just had to flapperjack right there in my zoot suit.

by jason is a social scientist March 14, 2015

flabberfucked

showing great suprise or disbelief

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!

by EMandrew June 23, 2009

FlapperJacking

A really fun ghetto phrase, used to make a sentence more interesting or to sound gangster.

Oh it be a flapperjacking time!

by Reg1024 August 14, 2010

flabberfucked

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

by EvilM00s June 17, 2009

Flapperwacking

The result of oversized labia colliding with each other, causing a loud audible smacking sound, usually heard during a Flap House Fandango event.

In the middle of her jumping jack exercises, the Professional Lady experienced uncontrolled Flapperwacking due to her loose fitting yoga pants and exacerbated by her monstrous crotch lips.

by Phantom187 June 3, 2023

Flapperjack

An old or older woman who has lost her good looks or is fat, chunky, has a big butt and/or sagging breasts.

"Wow, now that I got a closer look, she's not a "Skipperjack", she's a "Flapperjack", wow, maybe even a "Lumberjack!". "Well, I went on the date and found out she's a "Flapperjack!".

female woman Skipperjack old fat ugly big booty

by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011