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flapperjack 

flapperjack (n): the act of fapping to a flapper
I saw that flapper and just had to flapperjack right there in my zoot suit.
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Flapperjack 

An old or older woman who has lost her good looks or is fat, chunky, has a big butt and/or sagging breasts.
"Wow, now that I got a closer look, she's not a "Skipperjack", she's a "Flapperjack", wow, maybe even a "Lumberjack!". "Well, I went on the date and found out she's a "Flapperjack!".

female woman Skipperjack old fat ugly big booty
Flapperjack by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011

Flapperjack 

A really really hott and yummy pancake, also a name for a strangly attractive freshman.
"Hey guys, look! Flapperjack"
"Wow, he's totally hot"
"Did you just say that about a freshman"
"Yeah, I like all men"
"LOL"
Flapperjack by Isabel F December 11, 2008

flabberjack 

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.
We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.
flabberjack by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

flapper jack 

The act of jumping up and down and making your ball sack slap against yourself.
"I remeber in like 6th grade Wilcox did a flapper jack!"
flapper jack by Brandaminator February 1, 2007

FlapperJacking

A really fun ghetto phrase, used to make a sentence more interesting or to sound gangster.
Oh it be a flapperjacking time!
FlapperJacking by Reg1024 August 14, 2010

flabberjack 

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class
Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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