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flapperjack (n): the act of fapping to a flapper

I saw that flapper and just had to flapperjack right there in my zoot suit.

flapperjack by jason is a social scientist March 14, 2015

Words you can keep

Flapperjack

An old or older woman who has lost her good looks or is fat, chunky, has a big butt and/or sagging breasts.

"Wow, now that I got a closer look, she's not a "Skipperjack", she's a "Flapperjack", wow, maybe even a "Lumberjack!". "Well, I went on the date and found out she's a "Flapperjack!".

female woman Skipperjack old fat ugly big booty

Flapperjack by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011

Flapperjack

A really really hott and yummy pancake, also a name for a strangly attractive freshman.

"Hey guys, look! Flapperjack"
"Wow, he's totally hot"
"Did you just say that about a freshman"
"Yeah, I like all men"
"LOL"

Flapperjack by Isabel F December 11, 2008

flabberjack

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.

We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.

flabberjack by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

flapper jack

The act of jumping up and down and making your ball sack slap against yourself.

"I remeber in like 6th grade Wilcox did a flapper jack!"

flapper jack by Brandaminator February 1, 2007

FlapperJacking

A really fun ghetto phrase, used to make a sentence more interesting or to sound gangster.

Oh it be a flapperjacking time!

FlapperJacking by Reg1024 August 14, 2010

flabberjack

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class

Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

flabberjack by ursella222222222222222 April 14, 2010

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026