flanos

The combination between a delicious dessert known as Flan and the most thicc purple being in the galaxy: Thanos

-(me)Yo!
-(friend) what?!
-(me) Flanos
-(friend) Flanos Flanos

by Darth Sand May 28, 2019

FLANOMIC

When something is so good it's flawlessly astronomical

That last second 3-pointer to win the game was Flanomic.

by Kronic1212 March 16, 2022

Flankstangruel

A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.

Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!

by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018

Jim Flano

an absolute sex bomb of a man, a man of the people and a man of the women. he is some man for one man, and is famous for his inspiring quote "if you can't lift her don't shift her"

this man can be seen in the middle of Kildare with the young wans, with a choc ice from the local shop.

an absolute beast, in general. he is Roscommons finest.

niamh gallagher: ooh im from Donegal
random person: hey niamh do you know Jim Flano absolute unit
niamh gallagher: holy shit

by celtnash April 2, 2021

Flansy

Nickname for John Flansburgh, one half of the rock duo They Might Be Giants. :D Awesome band.

"I got to meet Flansy and Linnell at the TMBG concert!"

by Rabid Microphone April 22, 2006

Tender Flanks

Painfully sore and swollen pussy lips from extended periods of sexual activity.

Carla and her boyfriend pulled an all night sex marathon and she ended up with the worst case of Tender Flanks she had ever had. Could barely walk.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

flandsome

A person, usually a male who looks handsome while wearing flannel

His wife remarked how flandsome he looked today.

by Buzzmann November 26, 2016