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Flamosexual 

A heterosexual who is flaming, that is to say acting more homosexual then the normal metrosexual. Flamosexual is considered by many to be an insult worse then the normal metrosexual. Flamosexuals are notorious for riding around in Ford mustangs.
Man, Alejandro spends so much time on his hair and puts so much gel that I swear he is a flamosexual...at least his mustang is cool.
Flamosexual by Carlos Graterol September 29, 2005

faumosexual 

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.
"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"
faumosexual by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008

Fomosexual 

Someone who is promiscuous due to a "Fear of Missing Out" on sexual activities.
You can get so and so to do anything in bed. She's a real fomosexual.
Fomosexual by chaingrabber March 21, 2017

fagmosexual 

a way of calling someone gay to a greater extent. if a person is so heterounusual that "faggot" or "homosexual" cannot describe the person to the extent of their gayness.
"g-dam is a homo"
"no, he is definately a fagmosexual"
fagmosexual by t-rock September 3, 2005

Flansexual

When a lesbian wears so much flannel they are no longer defined as "homosexual" but now "Flansexual"
"Dude she needs to chill with the flannel."
"Yeah I mean she's even putting it on her cats…"
"Total flansexual."
Flansexual by ladyperc November 17, 2013

flomosexual 

JD is a flomosexual.
flomosexual by jacksback21 December 21, 2007