flanksteak 

I a very bitchy person who gives themsleves away to the opposite sex too easily. They also do stupid or demorralizing things and then get angry when people talk about them behind their backs.

Give me an example of a flanksteak and I will give you a dollar.

flanksteak by F.S. September 22, 2005

Flankstangruel 

A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.

Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!

Flankstangruel by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018

Flankster 

You know the type, the friend, or ex-friend who is/was always at your side, tailgaiting, leeching and just waiting to steal your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, your extra burrito you cant eat, your spare ticket to the movie, the free rides like you are a taxi, etc. (for free of course, 'cause you owe them....uh huh) Also this person is typically the one who expects to be called, not to call, to be listened to, not to listen, and seems to always feel like the world owes them something whenever confronted with their behavior. Always flanking your side, waiting for the next scrap. These humans should be approached with caution, and if at all possible do not associate with them. It can lead to, but not limited to= brokeness/financial ruin, anger, resentment, drug addiction, backstabbing, manipulation, anxiety, and finding yourself subjection to the persons grandiose opinions and self image of themselves. This person is a FLANKSTER. Also known as users, losers, tag-alongs, mooches, mopes, etc. Also, for a 'lil urban twist you can also call them a flanksta....

Man, I swear I just can't shake Jim, he's always leeching in on my friends, ex-girlfriends, jobs, and everything else. It is like he is trying to live my life. What a shadow, what a leech! The guy is a straight flankster!

Flankster by Jason Schwagner July 15, 2006

flank steak

Considered by some to be the most spiritual enlightening of all beef cuts. This magical meat has powers beyond the comprehension of most mortals. Legend has it, if a woman is giving birth during a full moon and stares into the eyes of a wild flank steak, she will give birth th Chuck Norris.

The origin of the flank is subject to much speculation. Some say it was the Goddess Kalbi who bestowed its presence on the cow. Others believe it is, and always will be, part of a vast underground network, stemming from the subterranian grotto, in the heart of the castle of King Sweenus

Sean: I sold two flank steaks to that family.

Matt: Jesus, now they'll no longer be apocalyptic.

Sean: Right? That guys ear just automatically healed

flank steak by Pretzlflex January 26, 2010

Fish Flank Steak

When the lips of a womans pussy are long and flappy, usually due to extreme use and/or abuse.

DAMN! The bitch in this porn has NASTY fish flank steaks, they hang down to her knees.

Fish Flank Steak by chuckerman May 17, 2006

flank steak

A spare tire; love handles

That fat girl must be over 400 pounds---get a look at that flank steak!

flank steak by pentozali August 17, 2013

Flank Steak

What Squidward made SpongeBob say while Jogging in place in Season One Episode 11 in SpongeBob

Squidward made me say flank steak while Jogging

Flank Steak by Solitmobilejustsentmethiswire June 2, 2020