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To be flacc't is to be slammed against the vaginal wall with a soft cock repeatedly. Derived from the word flaccid

Also relevant when some dimwit can't find the right hole.
Stop flaccing me, harden the fuck up or get off!

Wrong hole, flaccer.
Flacc by Flaccid and passive January 6, 2012
pronounced like glass with an f. Short for flaccid. Means not cool.
hey bro that was pretty flacc'
flacc' by flaccman November 3, 2018

Flacc-off 

To experience an explosive discharge of arousal that occurs when watching Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco effortlessly throw a perfect spiral 40-yard pass to Derrick Mason or Mark Clayton.
what a pass! excuse me while I go into my room and Flacc-off
Flacc-off by alexeipgil February 6, 2009

Flacc Out 

To back out of something at the last minute. Similar to "pussy out." Derived from the word "flaccid," and pronounced "flass out." When one flacces out, his flaccing out is compared to his penis going soft right before a critical juncture in a sexual encounter.
Aaron: Hey bro I don't think I can come rage tonight, I'm feeling sick.
Bro: Aw come on man don't flacc out on me.

Chad: Hey dude why wasn't Aaron there last night?
Dude: Bro told me he flacced out at the last minute.
Chad: What a flacchole.
Flacc Out by FightOn&FlaccOut June 3, 2013

Flaccid eater 

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover
Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater
Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Flaccidgasted 

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted
Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?
Flaccidgasted by quayleman2 December 31, 2012
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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