Background: Made popular on a local radio station within Columbus, OH.
No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.
1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a
player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false
hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”
2. In
Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common
man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I
hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You
see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.
3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the
time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
Random Stranger: “Good Morning! Happy Monday!”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”
Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”
Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world?
Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”
Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup
will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”
Tim: Did you see that last post from
Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what,
buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.
No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco”
