flaccitude 

adj. The state or condition of being flaccid.

Having retrieved his flaccitude, John conceded to his instructor and agreed to go up in front of the class to begin his presentation.

flaccitude by Banaycha April 11, 2007

Flaccitude 

A state of extreme lassitude so intense that nothing is possible. Can affect any gender.

Guy 1: Dude, you've been binge watching for two days straight. Let's hit the taco place and find some cute chicks!
Guy 2: ommmphhh.. I can't. I'm experiencing flaccitude and can't move. You go without me.

Flaccitude by zandwich September 26, 2017

flaccitude 

Flaccitude is the state of being tired and at the same time being unable to get an erection. The combination of the two problems together, would strongly suggest that you were suffering from this condition.

Ever since I caught the flu, I've had no energy at all. It seems I can't even get the hard on anymore. I feel pretty certain that I'm suffering from flaccitude.

flaccitude by pipesucker March 9, 2018

flattitude 

The attitude that objects which are scientifically proven to be 3-dimensional are actually 2-dimensional or flat.

Jack: "Look at that planet, it is sooo spherical!"
John: "No, I believe you are wrong! It is obviously flat!"
Jack: "Dude, your flattitude is showing!"

flattitude by moisays April 15, 2017

flaccident 

A play on words "flaccid" and "accident".

I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.

flaccident by txkd April 28, 2019

flatitude 

a state of mind where one's life revolves around talking about how flat they are

GOD!! Dumbo has some real flatitude problems! It's all she talks about now like can she shut up?!

flatitude by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020

Flaccideous 

A combination of the words "flaccid" and "hideous" used to describe a whole new level of ugly (women). The condition of (a woman) being so hideous, the sight of her makes most mens' erections deflate into a useless flap.

"Damn dude, have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? She is looking flaccideous!"

Flaccideous by om3g@ October 9, 2008