flaccidity 

The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.

I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.

flaccidity by WordInventorSUCKIT April 5, 2010

Flaccidity

noun, the state of having a penis with flaccid paralysis.

Dr. Gonorrhea Borst suffered from life long flaccidity.

Flaccidity by DrGonorrhea March 20, 2026

Flaccidity Effect 

A boner buzzkill so intense it is like your mom trying to pound ketchup out of a new bottle

Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!

Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!

Flaccidity Effect by Xtappo February 27, 2020

Flaccidity Effect 

A boner buzzkill so intense it is like your mom trying to pound ketchup out of a new bottle

Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!

Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!

Flaccidity Effect by Xtappo February 27, 2020

Instant Flaccidity 

An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.

The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.

Instant Flaccidity by RocketManFL January 15, 2007

Spontaneous Flaccidity

What happens when a man is lured into a hookup with Bob Seger's Night Moves, and thusly has an erection only to be surprised when the song is changed, midway, to any Don Henley Song. Instant loss of erection.

I was at that chicks house working on our night moves until Don Henley came on, it was spontaneous flaccidity.

Spontaneous Flaccidity by The D Abides February 22, 2010

Flaccidiot 

flaccidiot
/ˈflasɪdɪət/

noun

a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)

- " Did you see Nick Adams is banging on about being an alpha male again?"

"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."

Flaccidiot by Ms. Unformation June 28, 2023