Flabpack 

Having a six pack of flabby ripples when clenchin abs giving a deceptive appearance of being ripped.

Man: Hey dude, that t-shirt is really showing off your abs eh?

Dude: Nah man don't be deceived by the flabpack. Soft as as a bowl of jelly under this tee, but hey thats between me and you ;P

Flabpack by Kopulator April 12, 2010

flapack 

the higher evolutionary stage of flapjack from owl house

flapack is ůife

flapack by ODRAN August 8, 2022

flatpack-palm 

A painful condition - sometimes lasting many days - that often appears halfway through the attempted assembly of flatpack furniture. It can be avoided with the use of an electric screwdriver.

When I made my son's new bed - by the time I'd got 15 screws in, I had flatpack palm - it wrecked !

flatpack-palm by DJ Jaybee September 9, 2004

flatpacking 

The Process of Putting Flat pack furniture (think IKEA) back into its original Box

The process of Un-Flatpacking is removing flat pack furniture from the box and forming it into the product.

Hey Man, I'm moving house, want to help me with some flatpacking? I have an Ikea desk and the original Box

flatpacking by IkeaSwede September 2, 2012

flab pack

A flab pack is where someone gives the impression of having a muscular six pack beneath their clothing, but once the torso is revealed, it is plain to see it is nothing but a bit of flab.

This usually occurs more often with males. They may have toned, bulging arms and appear to work out regularly, but beneath that tight white t-shirt they often favour is nothing but a rather round little pot belly and non-existent pecs.

Flab packs cause regular disappointment to 'totty spotters' on the beach.

Also known as 'fake packs'.

Girl 1: Hey, check out that guy over there. I bet he has an amazing six pack!
Girl 2: He's taking of his shirt...
Girl 1: *sighs* Just another flab pack.

flab pack by never fail to amaze September 26, 2008

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe 

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.

I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe by C February 24, 2004

Flatpack 

A sixpack that has slowly disappeared due to less exercise caused by adulthood responsibilities.

High school athletes are highly susceptible to this once they enter their undergraduate year of college, trying to find time to study and workout. Ultimately, the student who chooses to study over working out develops a flatpack.

Dude I used to have a killer sixpack, but I'm stuck with a flatpack now that I have to adult.

Flatpack by Lercules November 2, 2017