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flatcocking 

(noun) Slang term used to describe lesbian sex.
Shitpants and her friend there have been flatcocking for so long, they are starting to look alike.
flatcocking by Dave Brorsen February 23, 2006

Flapjacking 

A male with an erection, lies on his back while a second erect male inserts the penis of the first into his anus then lies back. A third male inserts the penis of the second into his anus and lies back forming a stack. A three man stack is known as a short stack, A stack of four or more is known as a full stack. Full stacking has the added benefit of asphyxiating the bottom participants. The flapjacking experience can be enhanced by using maple syrup as lube and having each participant massage the balls of the person above.
Mark, Mike, Jason and Joel were planning a full stack flapjacking session last night but Joel didn't show, so the three had to make do with a short stack.
Flapjacking by crankbait July 27, 2012

flatdicking

unresponsiveness; inactivity, lack of follow-through, delaying, procrastinating
"The order needs to be placed by Thursday, so no flatdicking on the reply please."
flatdicking by Craig M. Kolodge April 27, 2006

Flatbacking 

A bitch or bird with no job who sleeps around for money and material things.
Yo! How did Shawty get that Gucci Bag, she don't work even no where?

Ans: Shawty be flatbacking.
Flatbacking by V Double November 10, 2010

Flapjacking 

That girls ass was so round and fat that I was flapjacking that shit all night long!!
Flapjacking by jjstl April 27, 2010

flashpacking

Backpacking but not on a budget, using First class travel and accomodation. A more 'flash' version of backpacking.
Wow, en suite bathroom in Budapest.You are good at this flashpacking aren't you?