flapack 

the higher evolutionary stage of flapjack from owl house

flapack is ůife

flapack by ODRAN August 8, 2022

Fladacker 

An extremely oppressive and discriminatory term towards white people that has become an endearing term to show brotherhood between whites.

My fladacker...

What’s up my fladacker...

You messed with the wrong fladacker...

Fladacker by Fladacker King March 2, 2021

flip like a flapjack

to change your ideas, views, attitude, to the limit, on a permanent basis.

Most politicians just flip like a flapjack, you never know who they'll be siding with tomorrow.

flip like a flapjack by cristina lagarde August 30, 2008

happy flapjack 

A sexual act in which the male pours syrup on the girls breasts and vagina. He then ejaculates into the syrup and pours oats onto the woman. She then begins to eat the mixture.

Wanna go baking? We can have a couple of happy flapjacks?

happy flapjack by Singing Richard November 4, 2014

Flapjack booty 

A debilitating disease where the suffer is endowed with a non-spherical, flat shape of booty. Named such due to the striking resemblance to a side-by-side pair of pancakes. Flapjack ass can be cured with regular visits to your local gym, where it's possible to perform enough squats to fashion a round, bouncy booty capable of correctly filling out a pair of jeans. Flapjack ass is most common amongst male members of the Caucasian race, but there is no solid scientific evidence to conclude it doesn't affect the other races as well. Occasionally present in females, but is much more common in males. When flapjack ass is discovered on a woman, it's often so rare that your local newspaper may give a cash prize to the lucky photographer who can capture one on camera.

"Lo, look at that face! Alas, it seems he suffers from Flapjack booty! He does not appear to be a suitable mate. How unfortunate."

Flapjack booty by jkejke February 9, 2014

fapacka 

The sound of your hand and foreskin when your masterbating with exagerated force.

For smaller penises:
The sound of the bottom of your fist hammering at your wet testicle bag.

Just finished watching “50 shades of grey”. Im going home to fapacka now.

fapacka by 0712 February 23, 2018

Flapjack Titties 

When a bitch has those weird titties that flop around and sag down with that weird fold. Them chimpanzee titties.

Damn you see that nasty bitch over there with them flapjack titties? GROSS!!!

Flapjack Titties by _viper_ May 13, 2014