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Flabbertug

When an overweight male uses his excess skin to masturbate
John wanted to flabbertug however he couldn't find his dick
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flabbergaggled 

The act of giving a fellatio laying on a bed/ couch while on your back. Your head is off the side and the male stands over you while his penis is fully inserted down your throat, touching your gag reflex while his testicles are draped and covering your nose and eyes.
Dude, you should have been there last night, I flabbergaggled her till she almost passed out.
flabbergaggled by eodude February 11, 2014

flibbertigibbet 

Don't count on that flibbertigibbet for any help!
flibbertigibbet by Jim Wilcox January 5, 2004

Flibbertygibbit 

Someone who sucks really bad and pisses you off for unknown reasons
"I've never really talked to my neighbor but I just know he is a Flibbertygibbit."

Flabbernuggets 

A word to say to avoid swear words because you're trying to stay holy that month.
OH MY FLABBERNUGGETS!! Jonathan actually did a flip! I did not expect that!
Flabbernuggets by BroBerry June 13, 2019

Flibbertigibbet 

Very silly person who talks too much
Thing 1: Thing 2’s sister is a flibbertigibbet who talks too much even when nobody listens to her..
Flibbertigibbet by vii<3 June 23, 2023

Flubbernugget 

A chicken nugget that usually tends to be made with pink slime.
"McDonalds is beginning to make Flubbernuggets at there fast food restaurant".
Flubbernugget by Adam M679 June 4, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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