by EMandrew June 23, 2009

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.
Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?
Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!
Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)
Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!
Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)
by EvilM00s June 17, 2009

by jabadiahh October 04, 2011

after reading fanfiction and feeling relived and calm from the briallnt steamy read. lets you release your hornieness even in lessons
by #selfie#noway#England May 10, 2019
