flabberfucked

showing great suprise or disbelief

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!

by EMandrew June 23, 2009

flabberfucked

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

by EvilM00s June 17, 2009

Flabberfucked

When a fat ugly person eye fucks you.

Ben-"dude that fat ugly bitch just checked you out"
Tad-" Shit man i just got flabberfucked"

by jabadiahh October 4, 2011

Flabberfucked

after reading fanfiction and feeling relived and calm from the briallnt steamy read. lets you release your hornieness even in lessons

gabby is feeling rather flabberfucked after that cool fanfiction

by #selfie#noway#England May 10, 2019

flubbernucked

A word meaning im scrued or im dead meat. Mostly used by Markiplier.
Also meaning your bluffing.

Markiplier: Oh no im Flubbernucked!
Random dude: your flubbernucked.

by SummerFunStudio June 10, 2016

Flubbernucked

A word generally meaning “I’m screwed” Invented by Markiplier. Used in his Joy of Creation: Story Mode let’s play. Also used is shmoyoho’s remix “Fly Like A Butterfly”

“I’m flubbernucked anyway”

by Miss Armadillo November 13, 2017

FlubberFucker

Someone who masturbates with some type of rubber.

I'm a flubberfucker too.

by OMFGHello969 October 25, 2017