flabbergaggled 

The act of giving a fellatio laying on a bed/ couch while on your back. Your head is off the side and the male stands over you while his penis is fully inserted down your throat, touching your gag reflex while his testicles are draped and covering your nose and eyes.

Dude, you should have been there last night, I flabbergaggled her till she almost passed out.

flabbergaggled by eodude February 11, 2014

flabbergagged 

Gay slang for the supreme form of being gagged. Gagged beyond being speechless and astonished.

1) Sis read you so hard I’m literally flabbergagged.
2) You left me flabbergagged with your performance last night!
3) I CANNOT believe you just did that, I AM FLABBERGAGGED!

flabbergagged by Jarěd October 31, 2020

flabberjiggled 

something that is more than flabbergasting- something so utterly odd that it made your brain jiggle wrong.

Man 1: Man, that guy's outfit flabberjiggled me.
Man 2: Same man

flabberjiggled by Pixomot July 15, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008