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Flabberpunk 

Noun. A annoyance (usually a person) that refuses to go away and simply causes anger and despair. The original term was due to a great mish-mash of words entering the mind in a somewhat confused state. The origin is of a certain Robert Smith of Leeds, England.
"Hahahahha, you suck," Josh.
"Josh stop it You goddamn Flabberpunk." Rob

(Eruptions of laughter at the creation of a new insult....continues for 10 minutes)
Flabberpunk by Josh Cohen March 29, 2005
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flabberfucked 

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!
flabberfucked by EMandrew June 23, 2009

flabberpuss 

A highly unrefined term for a vagina that is so slack that compressed air escapes from it resulting in a sound not unlike that of a slow, but powerfully rendered fart.
"Yeah, that Char chick is fucking awesome even though she has a flabberpuss."
flabberpuss by Buffalo Patty April 26, 2006

flabberfucked 

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.
Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)
flabberfucked by EvilM00s June 17, 2009

Flabbermonkey 

A non amazing animal, that is mentally stupid. Its very very offensive all across the world
Dude, that kid Curtis is a flabbermonkey, he so LAME

Flabberfucked 

When a fat ugly person eye fucks you.
Ben-"dude that fat ugly bitch just checked you out"
Tad-" Shit man i just got flabberfucked"
Flabberfucked by jabadiahh October 4, 2011

Flabberfucked 

after reading fanfiction and feeling relived and calm from the briallnt steamy read. lets you release your hornieness even in lessons
gabby is feeling rather flabberfucked after that cool fanfiction
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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