flabberfucked
flabberfucked by EMandrew June 23, 2009
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flabberfucked
Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.
Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?
Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!
Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)
Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!
Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)
flabberfucked by EvilM00s June 17, 2009
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flubbernucked
flubbernucked by SummerFunStudio June 10, 2016
Flubbernucked
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Flubbernucked by Miss Armadillo November 13, 2017
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