flabberpuss

A highly unrefined term for a vagina that is so slack that compressed air escapes from it resulting in a sound not unlike that of a slow, but powerfully rendered fart.

"Yeah, that Char chick is fucking awesome even though she has a flabberpuss."

by Buffalo Patty April 26, 2006

Flabbergassy

When pussy lips clap together creating Suction aka queffing

After intercourse sally stood up and she got flabbergassy, I must have been very good in bed

by Siena and Jordan May 12, 2022

flabberpissed

The state of being both astonished beyond belief and extremely irritated or angry.

I was flabberpissed to discover my cat consumed my passport.

by YenniBagenni October 7, 2008

blabberpuss

When a wet juicy pussy, gets finger or fucked, it makes a sound, called blabberpuss.

Babe I love when I fuck you, I get blabberpuss, it makes me fuck you even harder, so then the blabberpuss gets louder, causing me to fuck your brains out.

by sirkillalotic November 22, 2009

Flabbergassed

Being the victim of a loud and smelly rip originating from a huge flabby ass.

Man, I was on the bus when I got an ass blast from some fat bitch. I got Flabbergassed, man.

by HavaBrain August 22, 2011

Flabbergusted

- Going on about a specific topic a person is well versed in

Usually someone who is Flabbergusting is knowledgeable about the topic they are a repeatedly talking about.

Different words for Flabbergusted: Flabbergusting, Flabberguster

Pickle you just Flabbergusted him, maybe that's too much info.

She is just Flabbergusting that poor soul with all her knowledge.

Wow, he is such a Flabberguster, you can't stop him from talking.

by Sonic and Mario Adventure Crew December 10, 2020

Flanterpuss

A slang term that defines a male/female who constantly engages in flanter (flirtatious banter).

Did you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT Prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium. She is such a flanterpuss.

by footiemad December 30, 2012