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Flabbergassy 

When pussy lips clap together creating Suction aka queffing
After intercourse sally stood up and she got flabbergassy, I must have been very good in bed

flabberpissed 

The state of being both astonished beyond belief and extremely irritated or angry.
I was flabberpissed to discover my cat consumed my passport.
flabberpissed by YenniBagenni October 7, 2008

blabberpuss 

When a wet juicy pussy, gets finger or fucked, it makes a sound, called blabberpuss.
Babe I love when I fuck you, I get blabberpuss, it makes me fuck you even harder, so then the blabberpuss gets louder, causing me to fuck your brains out.
blabberpuss by sirkillalotic November 22, 2009

Flabbergassed

Being the victim of a loud and smelly rip originating from a huge flabby ass.
Man, I was on the bus when I got an ass blast from some fat bitch. I got Flabbergassed, man.
Flabbergassed by HavaBrain August 22, 2011

Flabbergusted 

- Going on about a specific topic a person is well versed in

Usually someone who is Flabbergusting is knowledgeable about the topic they are a repeatedly talking about.

Different words for Flabbergusted: Flabbergusting, Flabberguster
Pickle you just Flabbergusted him, maybe that's too much info.

She is just Flabbergusting that poor soul with all her knowledge.

Wow, he is such a Flabberguster, you can't stop him from talking.

Flanterpuss 

A slang term that defines a male/female who constantly engages in flanter (flirtatious banter).
Did you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT Prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium. She is such a flanterpuss.
Flanterpuss by footiemad December 30, 2012
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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