Flabbermonk

The actual scum of the earth, the worst person you can think of. Typically named Justin.

Good luck if you ever come across that damn flabbermonk

Flabbermonk by Joyce101 July 3, 2024

Flabbershmonker 

(Noun) The most annoying person you know; (Exclamation/informal) The swear word above all cuss words

(Noun) "My swim coach is a real flabbershmonker.";
(Exclamation) "Holy flabbershmonker!"

Flabbershmonker by Donutpearphone June 15, 2016

flabbergookered 

Basically, your flabbergasted, triggered, and shook all at the same time.

Levi was flabbergookered when he got his test score back.

flabbergookered by dawnbreaker3000daisy November 21, 2016

Flabbermengastamatation 

The state of being flabbergasted so much that the use of a long, funny, and strange word is much better for the job even if it doesn't seem to make any sense.

What in the flabbermengastamatation is wrong with you?

Who the flabbermengastamatation is this?

Flabbermengastamatation by Googlaboo October 13, 2019

flubbermonkey

"Flubbermonkey" is often (aka usually never) used as an act of surprise...

"Oh my flubbermonkey!"

flubbermonkey by Queen_summerxx February 26, 2017

Flabbermonkey 

A non amazing animal, that is mentally stupid. Its very very offensive all across the world

Dude, that kid Curtis is a flabbermonkey, he so LAME

Flabbermonkey by Ashketchemisamazingandhott November 3, 2011

Flabberwonkered 

Absolutely shocked, confused and maybe a little scared.

She flashed me in public, I was flabberwonkered.

Flabberwonkered by TySpicy May 12, 2022