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fizzlepitted 

to get totally and completely bodied (beat up, destroyed, mirked)
Bro I totally just got fizzlepitted by that huge drunk guy.
fizzlepitted by lowthunder7 November 8, 2010

Fizzlefuck 

A stupid person who is so uneducated about slang relating to sex that they don't know the difference between fisting and pisting.
What a cunt smooching belly shitting lizard crapping fizzlefuck!

Fizzlefuck 

have sexual intercourse and not shoot your wad or reach a climax
Me and my date got so numb drunk last night, we bumped and grinded for hours and all we could do is fizzlefuck.
Fizzlefuck by 1973Horn January 4, 2013
(Noun) Someone who tells a joke that falls flat. (Source: Marilyn Vos Savant's column in PARADE Magazine, 09/21/08.)
John McCain is a fizzlewit. Did you ever hear him try to tell a joke?
Fizzlewit by Neil Sapper November 3, 2008

Fuzzlenut 

"Stop being a fuzzlenut" Jack said.
Fuzzlenut by Fuzzlenut April 14, 2022

FizzleTheHizzle 

One of the geyest people you'll ever know. He is mega Gey. He used to have a dumb moustache, but now looks about 10 years of age. His Youtube channel also sucks and is very bad at Pokémon battling. His Youtube intro is also pretty gey.
Person1: "Look at that guy over there, he seems pretty gey."
Person2: "You mean FizzleTheHizzle?"