Fizzlewit

(Noun) Someone who tells a joke that falls flat. (Source: Marilyn Vos Savant's column in PARADE Magazine, 09/21/08.)

John McCain is a fizzlewit. Did you ever hear him try to tell a joke?

Fizzlewit by Neil Sapper November 3, 2008

fizzledinger 

One who enjoys flatulence during sexual intercourse.

Man that chick last night was a real fizzledinger.

fizzledinger by D-Heff May 3, 2006

fizzlesticks 

when you make a mistake, or in place of an explicit.

1. Is that a nail in your hand? I think it is, fizzlesticks!

fizzlesticks by AsianFaLyf February 21, 2009

Fizzlewhopper 

When you attempt to sneak a silent fart, but it bursts out wet.

"Dude I just fizzlewhoppered in my pants!"

Fizzlewhopper by Nicole November 25, 2004

fizzlepitted 

to get totally and completely bodied (beat up, destroyed, mirked)

Bro I totally just got fizzlepitted by that huge drunk guy.

fizzlepitted by lowthunder7 November 8, 2010

fizzlebritches

What you call a man whose name that you don't know or can't remember

Go tell fizzlebritches to move his car, it's blocking my driveway.

fizzlebritches by Kirstin Nelson May 17, 2006

fizzleblitz 

A fizzleblitz is a faster version of fizzling out (see: fizzled out) that results in a sudden termination of the fizzling process, thus terminating any future hope or redemption. Maybe you didn't know the person for very long or told them to give you a blumpkin. Maybe the kink factor was too much for them. Or the texting was going great until you sent them that text that was supposed to go to your ex and told them you only check out /r/wtf for pics of my little ponies licking each other. Regardless, whatever fizzling was happening just blitzed out of existence.

Girl: That guy who would have fizzled out on me just dropped out of existence. Friend: You shouldn't have shown him that picture of you biting a dildo Girl: oh come on, I was drunk, it was funny, and from a frat party! Friend: Maybe, but you had a chance and now he totally just fizzleblitzed your ass

fizzleblitz by pairagreenegg September 16, 2014