pussy pisser

One who enjoys urinating in vaginas.
"Look at Johnny go, he's such a pussy pisser!"
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Fizzlefuck

A stupid person who is so uneducated about slang relating to sex that they don't know the difference between fisting and pisting.
What a cunt smooching belly shitting lizard crapping fizzlefuck!
by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 25, 2015
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Hedge shears

To remove pubes that have grown in such great density they resembles a hedge, by means of large hedge shears or clippers.
"I had to whip out the hedge shears on her, I had no choice."
by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 27, 2015
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