Where's Waldo Weiner

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.

"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015

Hedge shears

To remove pubes that have grown in such great density they resembles a hedge, by means of large hedge shears or clippers.

"I had to whip out the hedge shears on her, I had no choice."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015

pussy pisser

One who enjoys urinating in vaginas.

"Look at Johnny go, he's such a pussy pisser!"

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015

Fizzlefuck

A stupid person who is so uneducated about slang relating to sex that they don't know the difference between fisting and pisting.

What a cunt smooching belly shitting lizard crapping fizzlefuck!

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 26, 2015