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Definitions by personwhodoesntgiveafuck

Where's Waldo Weiner 

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.
"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

pussy pisser

One who enjoys urinating in vaginas.
"Look at Johnny go, he's such a pussy pisser!"

Hedge shears 

To remove pubes that have grown in such great density they resembles a hedge, by means of large hedge shears or clippers.
"I had to whip out the hedge shears on her, I had no choice."

Fizzlefuck 

A stupid person who is so uneducated about slang relating to sex that they don't know the difference between fisting and pisting.
What a cunt smooching belly shitting lizard crapping fizzlefuck!