Fizzlefuck 

A stupid person who is so uneducated about slang relating to sex that they don't know the difference between fisting and pisting.

What a cunt smooching belly shitting lizard crapping fizzlefuck!

Fizzlefuck by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 26, 2015

Fizzlefuck 

have sexual intercourse and not shoot your wad or reach a climax

Me and my date got so numb drunk last night, we bumped and grinded for hours and all we could do is fizzlefuck.

Fizzlefuck by 1973Horn January 4, 2013

Fizzfucker 

An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household

Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."

Fizzfucker by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017

fiddlefuck 

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.

More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.

fiddlefuck by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.

1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!

Fiddlefucking by Brandon W. July 12, 2006

Fiddlefuckin' 

N. 1. zero; 2. a person who is a complete loser.ADJ. 1. Doing absolutely nothing; Zero; Not a damn thing;2. Playing somebody or using somebody.

" He is a real Fiddlefuck"

"He was fiddlefuckin' around in the warehouse all day."

"She was fiddlefuckin' him big time."

Fiddlefuckin' by texas bobby May 7, 2010

fiddlefuck 

to waste time or to use time unwisely

I'm just fiddlefucking around

fiddlefuck by D-Money November 28, 2004