Fizzlefuck

A stupid person who is so uneducated about slang relating to sex that they don't know the difference between fisting and pisting.

What a cunt smooching belly shitting lizard crapping fizzlefuck!

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 26, 2015

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have sexual intercourse and not shoot your wad or reach a climax

Me and my date got so numb drunk last night, we bumped and grinded for hours and all we could do is fizzlefuck.

by 1973Horn January 4, 2013

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An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household

Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."

by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017

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fiddlefuck

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.

More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.

by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

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The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.

1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!

by Brandon W. July 12, 2006

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