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sizzlenuts 

when a guy dips his balls into a deep fryer
I love a good cockburger with a side of sizzlenuts.

Jizzlenut Sweatsuit 

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.
Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!
Jizzlenut Sweatsuit by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011

fizzlesticks 

when you make a mistake, or in place of an explicit.
1. Is that a nail in your hand? I think it is, fizzlesticks!
fizzlesticks by AsianFaLyf February 21, 2009

fizzlepitted 

to get totally and completely bodied (beat up, destroyed, mirked)
Bro I totally just got fizzlepitted by that huge drunk guy.
fizzlepitted by lowthunder7 November 8, 2010

Fizzlefuck 

A stupid person who is so uneducated about slang relating to sex that they don't know the difference between fisting and pisting.
What a cunt smooching belly shitting lizard crapping fizzlefuck!

Fizzlefuck 

have sexual intercourse and not shoot your wad or reach a climax
Me and my date got so numb drunk last night, we bumped and grinded for hours and all we could do is fizzlefuck.
Fizzlefuck by 1973Horn January 4, 2013