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Is not doing things that are conceptually adjacent to the things that I'm saying. Like, not paying taxes are second order things and the first order thing is coming here, to me, and bringing me any and all imposters or anyone active in my name. Immediately.
Hym "So, I haven't explained this enough yet apparently but there are different orders of magnitude. And those things are all ANCILLARY. As in 'second order.' As in 'not as important as the thing I'm saying now.' Which is that I want you to come here and I want you to bring the reason this is taking so long, here. To me. And I want you to do that I the most expedient manner possible. That is priority 1. Actually, after you finish that, none of the ancillary things matter. So this is not fixing it. I do kind of want those thing but I absolutely do not want to wait any longer. Nor should I have to."
Fixing it by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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Foxing it 

To be pressured by a number of people to do something; to masturbate with ejaculation during class; to pay for pornographic website memberships via Pay Pal Account linked directly to bank account.
Hey Kevin what are you doing?
Ah brah, I'm just foxing it oh ahhhhhhhh!
Oh it's all over the desk!!!!!
Foxing it by Shameless Macca April 25, 2011

filing it away 

Putting a mental picture in your personal spank bank for later use
Guy staring at a naked girl..
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just filing it away
Girl: Filing where
Guy: My spank bank
filing it away by Mitchy Slick September 18, 2013

Fixin' it 

A way to describe masturbating (typically used by girls because it supposedly sounds less dirty).

Other conjugations: Fix it ("I need to fix it) or Fixed it (I just fixed it)
"Oh my gosh Becky, I am like sooo horny. I definitely am going to be fixin' it tonight!!"
Fixin' it by vodkasoderr December 2, 2010

Firing it in There 

When you put a lot of money in a slot machine and keep hitting the button looking to hit a jackpot.
Hey Vegas Matt are you going to hit the Grand on that slot? Well I'm firing it in there.

fixin the ole itch

Friend 1: So were you "fixin the ole itch" last night?
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.
fixin the ole itch by THEwordmaker2 November 16, 2011