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Is not doing things that are conceptually adjacent to the things that I'm saying. Like, not paying taxes are second order things and the first order thing is coming here, to me, and bringing me any and all imposters or anyone active in my name. Immediately.
Hym "So, I haven't explained this enough yet apparently but there are different orders of magnitude. And those things are all ANCILLARY. As in 'second order.' As in 'not as important as the thing I'm saying now.' Which is that I want you to come here and I want you to bring the reason this is taking so long, here. To me. And I want you to do that I the most expedient manner possible. That is priority 1. Actually, after you finish that, none of the ancillary things matter. So this is not fixing it. I do kind of want those thing but I absolutely do not want to wait any longer. Nor should I have to."
Fixing it by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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Foxing it 

To be pressured by a number of people to do something; to masturbate with ejaculation during class; to pay for pornographic website memberships via Pay Pal Account linked directly to bank account.
Hey Kevin what are you doing?
Ah brah, I'm just foxing it oh ahhhhhhhh!
Oh it's all over the desk!!!!!
Foxing it by Shameless Macca April 25, 2011

filing it away 

Putting a mental picture in your personal spank bank for later use
Guy staring at a naked girl..
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just filing it away
Girl: Filing where
Guy: My spank bank
filing it away by Mitchy Slick September 18, 2013

Fixin' it 

A way to describe masturbating (typically used by girls because it supposedly sounds less dirty).

Other conjugations: Fix it ("I need to fix it) or Fixed it (I just fixed it)
"Oh my gosh Becky, I am like sooo horny. I definitely am going to be fixin' it tonight!!"
Fixin' it by vodkasoderr December 2, 2010

Firing it in There 

When you put a lot of money in a slot machine and keep hitting the button looking to hit a jackpot.
Hey Vegas Matt are you going to hit the Grand on that slot? Well I'm firing it in there.

fixin the ole itch

verb, getting it on, pure hard core sex
Friend 1: So were you "fixin the ole itch" last night?
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.
fixin the ole itch by THEwordmaker2 November 16, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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