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someone who has great potenial to be a falure.
fitzer originally comes from Fitzpatrick, fitz etc
the majority are ging who tend to try and rap.alot of the time can run into accounts of a fuzzy elmo, a small few of the fitzer community set up a club known as proof utd. which involves a number of fitzer joining together to disscuss their mothers. fiterz can be compared to simon cowell, brad pitt or george michael.
boy1: here buddy, pass the tv remote please?

boy2; no man, its my house...my remote.we're watching what i put on, alrite man.

boy1;dont be like that your such a fitzer.
fitzer by sheamas o'hulliaghan September 28, 2009
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Fitzer Timing

When someone arrives late by up to 2 minutes and misses the chance to participate.
*Discord Join Sound*
Fitzer: "Hey guys! what are you doing?"

Someone in game: "Fitzer Timing!! LOL!!! we're 1 minute into our League of Legends match. you can join for the next one."

Fitzer: "OK" (pepesad)
Fitzer Timing by Tr1nket November 12, 2021

Frederick fitzgerald fazbear

Frederick fitzgerald fazbear is known for his own managed business called Frederick fitzgerald fazbear's ballroom along Barnaby Harechester, Madame Trisabella Poultryhampton and Sir Foxington the Fourth. He is also rumoured to be the one who caused the crunch of 1887.
Person 1: Jolly Good! I am unable to distinguish any object in the deep darkness.
Person 2: Frederick fitzgerald fazbear appears to have turned off the candle causing a rather frightening scene.
When a penis rips a vagina during Intercourse.
I had to go to the the doc for stiches I got fitzed last night by that hot guy.
Fitzed by LizzyAnn December 19, 2016

John Fitzgerald Page 

The man made internet infamous for the 2007 rant, published on Gawker.com as "The Worst Person in the World", after being told "thanks, but no thanks" on Match.com and sending a scathing email. The email reads as follows:

"I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!

Regards,

John"

On Fark.com, he is known as JFP and is the source of the "26 minutes" meme.
douche douchbag douchebag douchbaggery douchebaggery John Fitzgerald Page JFP

Fetzering 

Noun: 1. The act of making an unfounded or unsubstantiated claim.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.

Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.
1. Without evidence your claim is simple fetzering.

2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.
Fetzering by bpete1969 February 19, 2013
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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