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The man made internet infamous for the 2007 rant, published on as "The Worst Person in the World", after being told "thanks, but no thanks" on and sending a scathing email. The email reads as follows:

"I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!



On, he is known as JFP and is the source of the "26 minutes" meme.
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by CopperheadTX July 07, 2010
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voted worst person ever, a middle aged man with narcissistic personality disorder NPD. Commonly known for his dickish online dating habits, extorting young models/actresses, and his terrible website
I just met a John Fitzgerald Page, he was bragging about auditioning for roles with Domino's, but not actually getting any roles.
by atlanta scout July 03, 2010
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