Fitnis

Fitness for dyslexic people or people who value muscles more than spelling.

Tom: what sport do you do?

Mike: I do fitnis.
Tom: are you dyslexic?

by a3ano_013 July 10, 2018

I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.

I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.

by Shipmaster of the Loveboat August 9, 2015

Jehovah's Fitness

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

by will bitten September 14, 2017

the fitnessgram pacer test

The one gym test that everyone hates. The overweight gym teacher slides in the CD, and you hear the dreaded words;

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner, telling them to stfu

"Oh, hey, we're having the fitnessgram pacer test!"
*has war flashbacks*

by smol.phanicked.bean June 18, 2016

See Finish

a word commonly used by speakers of Nigerian Pidgin, to represent a situation where a person loses or has lost respect from one or more people, due to prolonged proximity.

That small boy no dey respect me again, na see finish de worry am

by smart dave December 30, 2018

The Fitnessgram Pacer Test

A test where you run back in forth getting faster and faster in an overly lighted gym that makes you want to faint, die, puke, and kill yourself.

The fitnessgram pacer test should be illegal everywhere.

by Oh boy your mom February 22, 2018

The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.

Dude i just had to do the The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test and i am sooooo tired.

by iuascvhisdf hufdhibvhisfvuhsd May 11, 2016