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Fischler 

Noun- Someone so aroused by aquatic life they cannot maintain their composure near a fish tank. Occasional cases may be so severe even chicken salad cannot prevent them from mounting a jellyfish. Known to frequent seafood isles of grocery stores dressed in a trench coat
Did he just try ti get oral from a narwhal, must be a fischler
Fischler by Davey145 July 20, 2012
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Maya Fischler 

maya is a girl from this nerd school and shes rly buff because dhe works out every day and is a gym rat but she has a teeny tiny ass but she has gargantuous boobs like damnnn yhat rack is huyuge i would hit so hard like she makes people shit themselves when theyre in her presence because she has this shit stain glow to her and it just makes them want to shit in front if her so they sit down on her feet and take a shit all over her new air forces and she has rly sharp teeth to bite into ur toes because she thinks they look like sausages
AHHH ITS MAYA FISCHLER(run) i need to shit(poop) all of a sudden”
Maya Fischler by cupa May 4, 2023

Jenna Fischer 

Plays Pam on "The Office" (US). The ultimate example of how cute and sexy combine. Just take a look!
I wish all the guys from the office would go to the beach for a day, so that Jenna Fischer could get out of that sweater and into a bikini. Damn!
Jenna Fischer by Justdoit March 10, 2007
A boy with lots of wonderful thoughts that will share anything with you. Will keep a secret safe regardless of how good it may be. Will always try to cheer you up even when he may be feeling down too.

Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.

Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have very soft hair and soft hands.

a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl. has a reputation for being a flirt but that is just his personality.

is very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.

Means; gift from God (which is very true)

is a procrastinator but will always get something done at the absolute last second. Is very smart but often doesnt apply it.

very much a people person, can easily make friends with anyone and everyone

Fischer is easy to pick out of a crowd because he will be standing in a large group of people and they will all be smiling at what he is saying.

makes an amazing boyfriend, the kind of person you want to show off because your so in awe of him and how miraculous he is.

everyday is an adventure with Fischer because he will make you laugh till you cry and has a superb imagination

Fischer means, a perfectly incredible man with a big cock
Fischer has a big cock
Fischer by 231313 July 2, 2019
A commonly misspelled last name that is of German decent.
"I told her it's spelled 'Fischer - with a C'."
Fischer by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

Bobby Fischer

The greatest chess player of all time. Real name being , Robert James Fischer, Bobby was a chess prodigy who begun the game of chess at the age of 6 and became the youngest Grandmaster and World-title candidate at the mere age of 15. He stunned all his opponents with his vast and profound knowledge of chess from such a young age. He went on to play the US Championships 8 times in total, winning all of them, and achieving the only perfect 11 out of 11 score ever to be achieved in one of them, which has yet to be replicated. He went on to challenge the World Chess Championship in 1972 challenging some of the most brilliant minds in chess history such as Mark Taimanov and Bent Larsen in the Candidates round Defeating them with perfect scores of 6-0 while achieving a 6 1/2 - 2 1/2 with Tigran Petrosian. He went on to challenge the World Champion Borris Spassky whom he had always lost to and lost the first 2 matches, putting him at a disadvantage, but quickly gained composure and won the match 12 1/2 - 6 1/2 becoming the 11th world champion, but gave chess up after attaing it. For a brief moment, during 1970's Bobby Fischer became a superstar and popularised chess to its current state. His charismatic egoism and pure dominance over his competition made him renowned throughout the world as the best chess player to have walked the Earth.
Bobby Fischer (March 9, 1943 – January 17, 2008) was an American chess Grandmaster and the eleventh World Chess Champion. Many consider him to be the greatest chess player of all time.
Bobby Fischer by Smauggy007 February 12, 2019

kyle fischer 

A Kyle Fischer is used to describe a 5 cent blowjob.
Susan gave Wayne a Kyle Fischer last night
kyle fischer by dave douchebag December 7, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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