Fischlered 

To drink approximately 20 pints of shtout and to store them indefinitely just above your pelvis in a seventies suit (elastic) whilst sitting on a bench in a catatonic state in Rathmines, eyes barely open, but retaining the fine, ambassadorial persona of a leading eurocrat.

"Look at the state of Franz today!"
"He is surely locked out of this world."
"Decidedly Fischlered."
"Possibly Murphed also."

Fischlered by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

Fischler 

Noun- Someone so aroused by aquatic life they cannot maintain their composure near a fish tank. Occasional cases may be so severe even chicken salad cannot prevent them from mounting a jellyfish. Known to frequent seafood isles of grocery stores dressed in a trench coat

Did he just try ti get oral from a narwhal, must be a fischler

Fischler by Davey145 July 20, 2012

fishered 

Being extremely drunk and you can't stand on your feet anymore while talking nothing but bullshit.

Man, that guy is fishered!

fishered by xt August 13, 2004

Fichtered

A loud and boisterous person who likes doing the exciting portion of his job and then pawn's off the hard work to real officers!!

Sorry man, I would help you today but I got Fichtered into filing his paperwork!!

Fichtered by Thethethe the information August 28, 2018

fischlerage 

The act of taking excessive 'personal' days off from work.

What's up with all this fischlerage -- you must be partying like crazy!

fischlerage by The Lorax August 29, 2007

Maya Fischler 

maya is a girl from this nerd school and shes rly buff because dhe works out every day and is a gym rat but she has a teeny tiny ass but she has gargantuous boobs like damnnn yhat rack is huyuge i would hit so hard like she makes people shit themselves when theyre in her presence because she has this shit stain glow to her and it just makes them want to shit in front if her so they sit down on her feet and take a shit all over her new air forces and she has rly sharp teeth to bite into ur toes because she thinks they look like sausages

“AHHH ITS MAYA FISCHLER(run) i need to shit(poop) all of a sudden”

Maya Fischler by cupa May 4, 2023

Carrie Fishered 

When you have the sole intention to give yourself a cocaine induced heart attack .

Watch out tonight lads, I'm getting Carrie Fishered

Carrie Fishered by CarrieFishered December 25, 2016