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Word For a limp Penis and or a stupid person see Samurai Tenkai
wow Sammie you're such a Fankboner
Fankboner by ChaosX1022 November 25, 2007
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Finkboner 

the act of boaning someone while finking.
Hey, do you want to Finkboner me?
Finkboner by Tod the Rod33 May 12, 2010
Jeff made the ultimate fankboner when he took Edge over Rudi J.
fankboner by Seago October 1, 2006

Finkboner 

A human sized boner of a person personality wise. Usual a slum landlord. Manages multiple trap houses. Creepy and sneaks around properties dubbed the "boner zone".

Ocean Beach, CA
San Diego

Boner zone

Boned
Boner
Slumlord
Trap house
Roach house
Rat
Scott
"dude can I rent a room in your apt?"

"Your gonna have to talk to Finkboner if you wanna get in the boner zone
Finkboner by eastlakin it 4 life November 1, 2021

finkbohned 

dude, i totally finkbohned this chick last night
dude you boned a fink?
yea she was a freak
finkbohned by Tod the Rod33 May 13, 2010

Joshua Finkbiner 

Asian dude with erectile dysfunction and is usually gay.
Joshua Finkbiner loves dogs and men.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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