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Jeff made the ultimate fankboner when he took Edge over Rudi J.
fankboner by Seago October 1, 2006
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fassboner 

n. An intense positive excitement about a performance by German/Irish actor Michael Fassbender.
Did you see Jane Eyre? Yeah, and I popped a total fassboner.
fassboner by mcmcil July 13, 2011

Fangboner 

A road near Toledo and Sandusky Ohio
Hey, we passed Fangboner Road on our way to Cedar Point.
Fangboner by DingleBarry January 18, 2006
Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.
Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."
FaceBoner by egrunty October 14, 2011

Fuckboner 

A completely stupid and clueless person who totally screws up.
'Hey bro, I just bought 10 rare pennies from this bum for a 100 bucks.'

'Why would you buy 10 cents worth of pennies for 100 bucks; dude your such a fuckboner.'
Fuckboner by B-Town Mike March 6, 2010

Fangboner 

When a women or man bites on an erection.
Tiffany was mad at Steve so she gave him a fangboner.
Fangboner by Yellyell June 22, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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