finger fucker 

One who practices in sexual activity using their finger. Either by giving the "two finger salute" or the "two in the pink, one in the stink" methods.

A finger fucker can fuck either males or females as both have pleasure holes.

OMG!!!! That chick tried to finger fuck my ass while sucking my dick!!!! She is a dirty finger fucker.

finger fucker by Apples for the man January 13, 2009

Finger Fucker 

Someone who goes into a jewelry store, tries on all of the rings and then leaves without buying anything.

You spent an hour helping that customer without selling her anything. Was she a finger fucker?

Finger Fucker by Boscoe September 10, 2009

finger-fucked 

the resulting bad design of huge corporate websites as they scramble to bandaid their websites to be touch friendly so idots with tablets can give them money, by adding soft corners on huge pictures with lots of whitespace around them to make it easy for their customers to surf with their fat fingers

soandsodotcom got finger-fucked this month; now instead of reading 33 lines of information on a page there are 3.

finger-fucked by festunavonqueef October 5, 2012

fucked by the finger of fate 

When fate is seriously getting you down, ie nothing is gooing right for you.

After a car accident, " He got fucked by the finger of fate!"

fucked by the finger of fate by Danny May 5, 2004

Fingerfucker 

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.

1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.

Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007

FINGERFUCKERS

commonly used to describe most beat-em-ups. aka streetfighter, mortal kombat, soul blade. Due to the state of your fingers when you finish a good sesion of kicking the shit out of your mate with ryuor sub-zero.

daz: dude you wanna game of street fighter?
me: shit mate you know those games are fingerfuckers,and i was going to sort out my thimble colection later!!!

FINGERFUCKERS by joe kerr November 28, 2006

fingerfucker 

when u fuck a old mans crunchy finger up your arse hole

#anal #battyhole #oldman #fingerfuckers

fingerfucker by fingerfuckerll December 16, 2018