an invention by Professor Farnsworth...It is a glover with the pointer finger extra long so you can poke things farther away. It wasn't actually ever invented...someone should invent it.

"And thats what life would have been like if I had invented the finglonger, one can always dream, one can always dream..." said Professor Farnsworth

Finglonger by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth September 6, 2005

Finslow

Slower than Dead Slow (used in ships/shipping/maritime language) but not quick enough to move backwards

That turtle is finslow! All the other turtles pass him by at the race...

Finslow by brothernation April 14, 2010

Firelorn

A hidden, abandoned or lost flame shrouded in mystery.
A hidden potential.
A hidden ability.
A name of a person or a precious thing.

My name is Firelorn Prince.
Are you a firelorn?
Unravel your firelorn.

Firelorn by Firelorn Prince April 26, 2020

Finebox

The time it takes to hit a deadline, when delivering fine results will meet expectations. Should be used when a timebox will take too much time. A perfect response to good management advice like "Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good".

Hey James, we need to create a new website but don't have much time.
Let's finebox it, Emily! We'll get a perfectly adequate site with time to spare.

Finebox by urbansnap March 21, 2020

Oliver Finel

An Oliver Finel is an expression used all over Paris (France) to define a Hilarious guy with perfect hair and perfect style.

OMG!! That guy at your left is totally an Oliver Finel

Oliver Finel by saltassmfucker June 30, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026