To cum in someones hair. In reference to Guy Fieri's shitty bleached cum-looking hair.
To Guy Fieri
Past tense: Guy Fieri
"... and before I came she moved her hair out of the way so I wouldn't end up Guy Fiering her."
"I somehow accidentally Guy Fieried myself."
Asking questions on facebook you could just as easily answer yourself with a two second google search if you weren't so lazy, making your friends dance to your tune of laziness.
Don't answer Sam's post for the dog kennel's phone number, he's just fifering. He'll look it up if he wants it.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.