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Faisalitis 

This is a mental disease, commonly found in women, first discovered in 1984, that scientists and doctors are yet to thoroughly explain. The determinants of this disease include glowing skin, elevated mood, upbeat personality, etc. The disease gained a lot of popularity through literary work in the late 19th century. Writers have frequently used the disease as a metaphor for 'charm'. The patterns of these writings suggest that the disease was caused by tall, caramel-skinned, humorous intellectuals. Talks of this disease peaked when writer Ahammada Begum predicted in her revolutionary book 'Bane of the Education System' that in 2020 the disease will spread across the northern parts of Bangladesh and cause unusuaities and instabilities that have never been seen before.
Naome seems too happy and empowered these days, I can't help but think she has Faisalitis.
Faisalitis by Lokkhi Bee September 21, 2020
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Finalitis 

The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.
"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."
Finalitis by Garexus June 6, 2007
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epic failulitis

An annoying disease that is in need of a cure.
The recession was caused by epic failulitis.
epic failulitis by shazow October 15, 2009

fapalitis 

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.
Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.
fapalitis by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011
A disease where one epically fails. As of 8-16-10, there is no cure of failitis. The senseis of the Awkward Silence Academy are currently trying to find a cure.
He totally has failitis
Failitis by cong98 August 16, 2010

Finalitis 

A disease that eats away your brain at the end of finals week and will not allow you to study for your last day of finals. A disease similar to senioritis, but more advanced
You studying for your last final tonight?
>F*ck no I got finalitis...I'm just gonna wing it tomorrow
Finalitis by Duke_0302 May 6, 2010

fagalitis 

1. The medical term to one that has been diagnosed with being a fag.
2. Having homosexual irritation (i.e. been fucked up the ass too much)
His fagalitis is what caused him to be the loser at the party.
fagalitis by mo June 10, 2006
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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