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Faisalitis

This is a mental disease, commonly found in women, first discovered in 1984, that scientists and doctors are yet to thoroughly explain. The determinants of this disease include glowing skin, elevated mood, upbeat personality, etc. The disease gained a lot of popularity through literary work in the late 19th century. Writers have frequently used the disease as a metaphor for 'charm'. The patterns of these writings suggest that the disease was caused by tall, caramel-skinned, humorous intellectuals. Talks of this disease peaked when writer Ahammada Begum predicted in her revolutionary book 'Bane of the Education System' that in 2020 the disease will spread across the northern parts of Bangladesh and cause unusuaities and instabilities that have never been seen before.
Naome seems too happy and empowered these days, I can't help but think she has Faisalitis.
by Lokkhi Bee September 21, 2020
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Finalitis

The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.
"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."
by Garexus June 6, 2007
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epic failulitis

An annoying disease that is in need of a cure.
The recession was caused by epic failulitis.
by shazow October 15, 2009
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fapalitis

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.
Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.
by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011
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Failitis

A disease where one epically fails. As of 8-16-10, there is no cure of failitis. The senseis of the Awkward Silence Academy are currently trying to find a cure.
He totally has failitis
by cong98 August 16, 2010
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Finalitis

A disease that eats away your brain at the end of finals week and will not allow you to study for your last day of finals. A disease similar to senioritis, but more advanced
You studying for your last final tonight?
>F*ck no I got finalitis...I'm just gonna wing it tomorrow
by Duke_0302 May 6, 2010
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fagalitis

1. The medical term to one that has been diagnosed with being a fag.
2. Having homosexual irritation (i.e. been fucked up the ass too much)
His fagalitis is what caused him to be the loser at the party.
by mo June 10, 2006
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