fapalitis
fapalitis by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011
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fabulitis
fapalicious
The definition of something or someone so irresistible, that you cannot help but feel the urge to masturbate.
fapalicious by Jehovah Josh December 14, 2008
Failitis
A disease where one epically fails. As of 8-16-10, there is no cure of failitis. The senseis of the Awkward Silence Academy are currently trying to find a cure.
He totally has failitis
cranial fecalitis
Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.
cranial fecalitis by zdarius February 10, 2010
fapality
fapality by Fatso McFatydude June 7, 2018
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