Filaffle
Fucking your wife while eating a waffle in order to satisfy one's craving for sex and appetite at the same time.
Filaffle by nicnacpattywac January 28, 2016
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Falaffle
It is from the TV show How I met Your Mother. When Robin tries to say "Ted, I love you." She ends up saying "Ted, Falalffe"
"I love you."
"Falaffle"
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Flaffle
Flirtatious Waffle: Innocent and largely meaningless, funny, exaggerated conversations between members of the opposite sex. / Ice breaking. / A conversation between a couple who know each other well, and are comfortable with each other.
Boy "So, you are going to play a bear in next weeks performance. Well you will be the prettiest bear ever, even if I say so myself"
Girl "That's all very well, but what about my male bear?"
Boy "You are a married bear then are you?"
Girl "Of course! I want you to be my male bear!"
Boy "Haha, will do"
- Flaffle, classic example.
Boy "You are my special angel"
Girl "Then I can fly to you!"
Boy "Of course, I will catch you when you land"
- Flaffle texting example.
Girl "That's all very well, but what about my male bear?"
Boy "You are a married bear then are you?"
Girl "Of course! I want you to be my male bear!"
Boy "Haha, will do"
- Flaffle, classic example.
Boy "You are my special angel"
Girl "Then I can fly to you!"
Boy "Of course, I will catch you when you land"
- Flaffle texting example.
Flaffle by Alexander_cas August 24, 2011
falaffle
Quite possibly the most offensive word to date, fallaffle insults any man, woman, or child who has any opinion of any kind. It also applies to animals including germs and seamen (we dont know what those count as). If you are dead, you are still offended. This word is prejidice against all races and cultures and is so powerful it causes buildings to shake and crumble to their foundations and makes 50 cent himself toss both quarters down the drain, fall to his knees, and weep. Religion is the most powerful form of opinion and therefor is insulted more than any other catagory.
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flaffle by ProMotoBoater December 3, 2014
Flaffles
A person that you have no words with when you are speaking to them. It can also be used as a nickname for a close friend. It can describe a person who is weird, dumb, unpredictable, or funny in their own way that only you two could get.