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fluffles 

Fluffles refers to a creature with an abundance of fluffy fur, usually a long-haired cat with a fluffy tail, fluffy fur, and a fat belly.
Mr. Conky is such a fluffles! He's so fluffy I'm gonna die!!!!
fluffles by fluffles owner December 17, 2012

fluffles 

Love, Hugs and Kisses all wrapped up in one word. Used to show affection to a person you like.
Kim gave her bartender lots of fluffles as she left the bar for the night.
fluffles by Kimberly Otwell April 19, 2007

Fluffles 

Really hardcore.
Just extreme.
AND VERY FLUFFY!!! AHHHH!!!
Man you are totally fluffles.
(meaning) Man you are extreme in a fluffy kinda cute way.
Fluffles by Flufflesthepancake April 5, 2009

fluffless muffin 

a fluffless muffin is a sweet juicy shaved pussy, just right for eating with no bristles whatsoever, it can also be jelly donuted or jam donuted depending on your preference.
they also are great for making a Portuguese breakfast in.
paula just shaved her pussy fluffless muffin and now its really juicy and im going to eat it for a while.

then whip up a quick Portuguese breakfast by romantically jack hammering her
fluffless muffin by ike randy June 14, 2010
Flirtatious Waffle: Innocent and largely meaningless, funny, exaggerated conversations between members of the opposite sex. / Ice breaking. / A conversation between a couple who know each other well, and are comfortable with each other.
Boy "So, you are going to play a bear in next weeks performance. Well you will be the prettiest bear ever, even if I say so myself"
Girl "That's all very well, but what about my male bear?"
Boy "You are a married bear then are you?"
Girl "Of course! I want you to be my male bear!"
Boy "Haha, will do"

- Flaffle, classic example.

Boy "You are my special angel"
Girl "Then I can fly to you!"
Boy "Of course, I will catch you when you land"

- Flaffle texting example.
Flaffle by Alexander_cas August 24, 2011

dick fluffles 

The fluff of ones penis after having spent a day in tight underwear.
Damn I've got some bad dick fluffles after last night and Tony's
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piddlefart

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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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