Falaffle

It is from the TV show How I met Your Mother. When Robin tries to say "Ted, I love you." She ends up saying "Ted, Falalffe"

"I love you."
"Falaffle"

by Barnana July 1, 2009

falaffle

Quite possibly the most offensive word to date, fallaffle insults any man, woman, or child who has any opinion of any kind. It also applies to animals including germs and seamen (we dont know what those count as). If you are dead, you are still offended. This word is prejidice against all races and cultures and is so powerful it causes buildings to shake and crumble to their foundations and makes 50 cent himself toss both quarters down the drain, fall to his knees, and weep. Religion is the most powerful form of opinion and therefor is insulted more than any other catagory.

"Dude why are you such a crotch muffin?"
"At least Im not a Falaffle"

by Thane January 24, 2007

Falaffle

The act of tickling someones ass until it gets annoying.

Originates from Mattie in Chemistry.

Hey John, let's go falaffle Reusten!!!!

by SexyRubenGrouperNancy March 9, 2018

fawaffle

Fawaffle, a portmanteau of falafel and waffle.

Mr. PB: "I'd feel awful if this great idea fell apart because we got distracted by something else, as we are often wont to do."
Todd: "Wait did you say feel awful or falafel?"
Mr. PB: "I said, ‘Feel awful,’ but tell me more about this falafel idea."
Todd: "Falafel or fawaffle?"
Mr. PB: "What!"

by natalie portmanteaux June 14, 2021

Falafeled

"Fucked and left for dead".
This is when your partner has sex with you to exhaustion (yours) then slips away while you are passed out cold.

My GF falafeled me then headed out to the clubs alone.

by sf_alphamale June 22, 2008

Filaffle

Fucking your wife while eating a waffle in order to satisfy one's craving for sex and appetite at the same time.

Baby, I'm so horngry...I think I wanna filaffle.

by nicnacpattywac January 28, 2016

falafeled

When a guy wakes up to find that the girl he was having sex with left some time ago.

Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."

Steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.

That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.

by reprobate June 17, 2008