Flaffle 

Flirtatious Waffle: Innocent and largely meaningless, funny, exaggerated conversations between members of the opposite sex. / Ice breaking. / A conversation between a couple who know each other well, and are comfortable with each other.

Boy "So, you are going to play a bear in next weeks performance. Well you will be the prettiest bear ever, even if I say so myself"
Girl "That's all very well, but what about my male bear?"
Boy "You are a married bear then are you?"
Girl "Of course! I want you to be my male bear!"
Boy "Haha, will do"

- Flaffle, classic example.

Boy "You are my special angel"
Girl "Then I can fly to you!"
Boy "Of course, I will catch you when you land"

- Flaffle texting example.

Flaffle by Alexander_cas August 24, 2011

flaffle 

Frozen eggo waffles

Woman go make me some flaffles I'm hungry.

flaffle by ProMotoBoater December 3, 2014

Fluffle-up-agus 

A cute and cuddly flufferer.

While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.

Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over

Fluffle-up-agus by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016

fnaffle 

The act of exhaling a sneeze into a womans vagina whilst going down on her. This is usually accompanied by lots of apologies as it was an accident but y'know, some people are into that sorta thing.

Lucy: "James totally fnaffled me last night!"

Friend:"No way! Ergh I hate it when that happens, you have to put a tissue on a stick and pick the bogeys out"

fnaffle by ItsKinky 8) April 23, 2011

fluffle 

Think of something that is
a) Affectionate
and b) Non-sexual.

Whatever you think of, is what a fluffle is - it's different for every person.

One of the more common interpretations is hugging someone and ruffling their hair.

* Cameron fluffles Kate - Hi there!

* Cameron gives Kate a good fluffling.

fluffle by Cameron September 14, 2004

Flufflez

1. To wrap a person or pet with something fluffy so that that person or pet becomes a giant fluffy object.

Originates from Mr. Fluff from Kirby's Epic Yarn video game for the Wii. In that game, when Mr. Fluff or Kirby touches a snowball, he ends up being stuck inside of a giant rolling snowball. Thus, before a person picks up and throws his/her partner into a snowball to cause that partner to become a giant snowball, he/she must shout: "I will flufflez you!"

2. A soft edible food (such as ice cream or whip cream) that you put on other food (usually a waffle).

Allen flufflez Erica's dog, Zoey, with a comfy blanket.

I want some flufflez on my wafflez, please.

Flufflez by Flufflez 'n Wafflez Inc December 24, 2010

vat hom flaffie

South African expression exhorting someone to take on someone else aggressively

In a rugby game, the opposing wing is running with the ball full steam towards the fullback. Someone in the crowd will yell at the fullback: "Vat hom Flaffie!"

vat hom flaffie by Shaul B March 8, 2017